Sailing on the Nile River

Am I in an Agatha Christie movie? Is somebody about to be murdered? Come on, bro, can this get any better? I have boarded this beautiful boat and will soon be making my way down the Nile. My room is beautiful, the air conditioning is ice cold, and they have all-you-can-eat buffet included. The top deck has coffee and tea, and even a pool to relax and unwind after a day of exploring. Hold on, I need to pinch myself. But before our boat leaves the dock, my group and I will be hopping on a bus at a brisk 4 am and travling south for four hours to Abu Simbel, a very famous temple. Samar assures us it will be worth the long journey. We will hold her to it. I'm hoping our ship doesn't pull anchor and take off while we’re away.